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"It is not the strongest of the species that survive, nor the most intelligent, but the one most responsive to change."

A drunken man walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar and orders a drink. Looking around, he sees three men sitting at a corner table. He gets up, staggers to the table, leans over, looks the biggest, meanest, biker in the face and says:

I went by your grandma's house today and

I saw her in the hallway buck naked.

Man, she is one fine looking woman!'

The biker looks at him and doesn't say a word.

His buddies are confused, because he is one bad biker and

would fight at the drop of a hat.

The drunk leans on the table again and says:

'Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?' Mom replies, 'No, because she's in heat.'

'What's that mean?' asked the child..

'Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage.'

The little girl goes to the garage and says, 'Dad, may I take Belle for a walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said the dog was in heat, and to come to you.'

Dad said, 'Bring Belle over here.' He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline, and scrubbed the dog's backside with it to disguise the scent, and said 'OK, you can go now, but keep Belle on the leash and only go one time round the block.'

After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, New York
Scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 100 years and came to
the conclusion, that their ancestors already had a telephone network
more than 100 years ago.

Not to be outdone by the New Yorkers, in the weeks that
followed, a California archaeologist dug to a depth of 20 feet, and
shortly after, A story in the LA Times read: " California
archaeologists, finding of 200 year old copper wire, have concluded that
their ancestors already had an advanced high-tech communications network

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